Saw John Lee and Amy Lee yesterday marching
and protesting on the west side of
They were wearing chicken suits,
carrying red, white and blue protest signs.
An untrained male poodle tagged
along for companionship.
Amy Lee’s sign shouted:
I AM PROTESTING AGAINST
INSANITY FOR THE
FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY!
and because my husband
John Lee asked me to come along.
Otherwise I wouldn’t be here.
John Lee’s sign shouted:
I AM PROTESTING GENOCIDE THROUGH
THE PILL! DOWN WITH THE BABY DESTROYERS!
UP WITH WOMEN DRESSES and SKIRTS
THE BABY COUNT!
The untrained poodle barked:
Right on, Brother John Lee.
shopper agreed, threw away her pills
and joined the march.
She didn’t have a protest sign
so she sang:
Baby face, you’ve got the
Meanwhile, the untrained poodle
feigned concern about
He really wanted to bite Amy Lee’s luscious ass.
John Lee might kick me
where it really hurts the most.
And they all marched on.
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