John Lee’s Protest March Against Abortion

John Lee's Protest March Against Abortion

Saw John Lee and Amy Lee yesterday marching
and protesting on the west side of
    McGretchen Mall.
    They were wearing chicken suits,
carrying red, white and blue protest signs.

An untrained male poodle tagged
along for companionship.
   
    Amy Lee’s sign shouted:
   
    I AM PROTESTING AGAINST

    INSANITY FOR THE
    FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY!
     
and because my husband
    John Lee asked me to come along.

Otherwise I wouldn’t be here.

John Lee’s sign shouted:

I AM PROTESTING GENOCIDE THROUGH
THE PILL! DOWN WITH THE BABY DESTROYERS!
UP WITH WOMEN DRESSES and SKIRTS
and
 THE BABY COUNT!

The untrained poodle barked:
        Right on, Brother John Lee.
            Right on.

One female
shopper agreed, threw away her pills
and joined the march.
She didn’t have a protest sign
so she sang:
    Baby face, you’ve got the

        cutest little baby face.

Meanwhile, the untrained poodle
feigned concern about
/genocide,
birth control 
and babies/

He really wanted to bite Amy Lee’s luscious ass.

Oh, well. What the heck, he thought.
John Lee might kick me
where it really hurts the most.

And they all marched on.

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