John Lee’s Protest March Against Abortion

John Lee's Protest March Against Abortion

Saw John Lee and Amy Lee yesterday marching
and protesting on the West side of
    McGretchen Mall.
    

They were wearing chicken suits,

carrying Red, White and Blue protest signs.

An untrained male poodle tagged
along for companionship.

he yelped and barked because he was unhappy.

"This is bullshit" he growled under his breath.
   
    Amy Lee’s sign shouted:
   
    I AM PROTESTING AGAINST

    INSANITY FOR THE
    FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY!
     
and because my husband
    John Lee asked me to come along

for company.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here.

John Lee’s sign shouted:

______________________
_____________________________________________________________

I AM PROTESTING GENOCIDE THROUGH

THE PILL! 

DOWN WITH THE 

BABY DESTROYERS!

DOWN WITH THE BABY KILLERS!

UP WITH WOMEN DRESSES and SKIRTS
and

 THE BABY COUNT!

_________________________________________________________________________

The untrained poodle barked:
        Right on, Brother John Lee.
            Right on. I changed my mind!

This ain't no bullshit!

One female
shopper agreed, threw away her pills
and joined the march.
She didn’t have a protest sign
so she sang:
    

Baby face, you’ve got the

        cutest little baby face.

Meanwhile, the untrained poodle

changed his mind again as he
feigned concern about

/genocide,
birth control 
and babies/

He really wanted to bite Amy Lee’s luscious ass.

he knew that would be a mistake!

Oh, well. What the heck.
John Lee will kick me
where it hurts the most.

And they all marched on.

copyrighted by dorothy charles banks